Subtle Sexuality

Kelly Kapoor

Erin Hannon

Introducing their new hit single "The girl next door"

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The Girl Next Door

VERSE ONE
(Kelly)
I'm just the girl next door, but that's how it goes
You only see me as one of your bros
(Erin)
I'm rich and I'm skinny and I have high self-esteem
People say that I could be a pageant queen
(Kelly)
We could be just like Juliet and Romeo
Cleopatra and Marc Antony
Or Marc Anthony and J.Lo

CHORUS
(Kelly)
I'm just the girl next door (She's just the girl next door)
(Erin)
And she's totally poor (She's just the girl next door)
(Kelly)
I wish I could be more (She's just the girl next door)
I'm/She's just the girl next door

VERSE TWO
(Kelly)
I'm on a customer service call
I see you two holding hands across the hall
(Erin)
I've got 2,000 friends on Facebook
(Kelly)
I eat a ham sandwich alone in my office nook
(Erin)
My blessed family won the lottery
(Kelly)
And my lame one lives in poverty

HOOK
(Ryan)
Now looking back 40 years later
My one regret is choosing not to date her
The hot girl wasn't that great
She was a bad mother, she was always late
Shoulda gone for the girl next door from the very start
But it's too late cuz she died of a broken heart

CHORUS (repeat)

As always, I want to thank myself for being there when no one else was
Katy Perry for setting the bar so low with her lyrics
Ryan Howard for divorcing and devastating me, allowing me to tune into my sensitive side
Carrie Underwood for not being hotter than me
Kate Middleton for bringing royalty back
Auto-tune for nothing cause I don't need it

I'd like to thank Kelly for allowing me be in another one of her songs!! I love you Kelly!
Sister Mary Claire for telling me I can do anything I want, except prostitution
The entire cast of Glee for making me so happy
America
My mom for having me, wherever you are!
My gummy vitamins

Lyrics by: Kelly Hannon, Jonathan Hughes and Mary Wall

Music by: Eve Nelson

Published by: Barter Music Inc. (ASCAP), Exhibition Music Inc. (BMI)